I have a stalker that smoked a bunch of crystal methamphetamine, and now believes that I implanted a chip in his brain, which I use to transmit pornographic images of myself into his mind 24/7. He also believes that I control the Internets and the Googles. I am therefore leaving any information about myself off this website for the time being, until I figure out what is appropriate to put here.
David, I swear I didn't put a chip in your brain, and I don't control the Internet. I don't read your email, and I don't read anyone's email but my own. I no longer live where I was living, so please stop sending the magazines. Thanks.
